USB of the day: USB Pregnancy Test Kit
Missed your period? You think you’re pregnant? Don’t stay in the dark with this p-teq USB Pregnancy Test Kit from Think Geek. I know it sounds icky, but I am not kidding, its a pregnancy test kit.
Here’s how it works, you know the drill, you pee and you put a few drops in the test strip. Insert the included test strip on the other end of the USB and the opposite end to your USB port in ur pc/laptop. The power from your USB port starts the process creating a spectrograph of various masses for your analysis.
The mass spectrometry software on the device comes with several sequenced hormones, including hCG (human Chorionic Gonadotropin), hCG-H (hyperglycosylated hCG - for detection before your first missed period), and LH (luteinizing hormone - for detection of your most fertile days).
So whatever that is, with this handy USB pregnancy test kit from p-teq you will know if you’re pregnant or not, your fertile days, when to get it on and when not to get it on. You can see the exact concentration via the included software with user-friendly interface.
The LCD screen display will light up and show you the symbol of a baby, no baby, or multiples and your Estimated Delivery Date based on the concentration of hCG, hCG-H, and LH in your urine.
Cool huh? It boasts 99% accuracy! I know it sounds unbelievable for a small device but its only $17.99 yours for the taking! The features are:
- No batteries required - draws power from USB
- USB 2.0 compatible
- Plug and play, easy operation
- Operating Systems: Win 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, Linux 2.4 or higher, Mac OS 8.6 or higher
- 20 test strips included
- 99% accuracy*
With this device being handy, no need to run to the store to buy a pregnancy test kit when you need it most. But visit your physician to know the real score. But if it didn’t work as it promised, at least you added something new in your USB collection.
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Comments
Yes, I guess your right. But I still want to have this USB pregnancy test kit for the fun of it. 
Don’t worry, I’ll let you know if it works.
It’s FINALLY here! They’ve been reading my mind. This is just what I’ve always needed, a pocket mass spectrometer. Can you use it more than once? I sure hope it fits on my key ring!
Chuck
P.S. DO let us know if it works! 
Yes Chuck, you can use it more than once. There’s 20 test strips included with the USB. It may take a while for me to let you know if this works. LOL If you happen to try it do let me know too.
Its a novel idea even if it sounds a little hmmm icky. I guess it’s for those trying to get pregnant. Or the overly promiscuous woman.
cate